It's black, it's shiny, it's BIG, and it creates amazing delicious food. Meet our new grill. With a lot of help from a few elves, Mrs. Claus was able to surprise Speed Racer with this beautiful monstrosity...he didn't even see it coming. As I lugged Christmas presents up the stairs from the lower garage, having just arrived home from a lovely Christmas at my parents house, I heard a cry from upstairs. "What's this??!"
"What's what??" I asked, trying really hard not to grin like a Cheshire cat.
"There's a big box in our house....it's...it's...a grill??"
It's not often I get to truly truly blindside Speed Racer and I was enjoying every minute of it. I began to grin remembering how he had "seen" the box of his decoy present (a poster tube, inevitably containing a rather cool poster, but pretty obvious) and had bragged for days before that he knew what it was.
He kept just looking at me, then looking at the grill, then looking at me. After several more gapes, and silences as he let it sink in, I explained my evil plan and how many of our family members had been involved.
So last night, after setting it up the night before, Speed Racer treated me to a feast on his new grill. And I have to admit folks, he showed me up. It was AMAZING. I may have to change "Dish-o-the-Week" to "Speed Racer's Grill of the Week." I rather like the idea.
The button on my jeans just popped at the mere memory.
Now with my stomach rumbling, I'm going to have to go start dinner. If only we had more steak.